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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Even though doctors acknowledge that Keith Richards still tours and performs with the Rolling Stones, by the looks of his face and body, they’re still convinced he’s been dead for at least ten years.

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• October 20, 2010


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  1. murphy sez October 20, 2010 - 5:28 PM

    Nah, I would’ve gone with his being the current poster boy for Nicorette gum.

  2. admin October 20, 2010 - 5:30 PM

    I think he’d be a poster boy a funeral home.

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