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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – PETA files a lawsuit on behalf of several poultry farmers against “The View”. The lawsuit alleges that the women violated several trademark laws, because none of them got written permission from the chickens to sound like cackling hens.

Barbara WaltersJoy BeharPETAThe ViewWhoopi Goldberg

• 10/04/2010


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  1. Daffy Duck 10/04/2010 - 4:43 AM

    I heard that KFC is considering joining them in the lawsuit.

  2. Firefox 10/04/2010 - 4:57 AM

    You are rude. You old buzzard.

  3. Daffy Duck 10/04/2010 - 9:33 AM

    I’m not a buzzard, I’m a duck.

  4. The Ducksworth 10/04/2010 - 11:35 AM

    It’s about time! LOL

  5. MsRice 10/07/2010 - 5:46 PM

    Where’s Sherry?

  6. MsRice 10/07/2010 - 5:47 PM

    Is she somewhere eating the chickens??

  7. admin 10/08/2010 - 5:16 AM

    Yeah, probably a couple of flocks.

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