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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The CEO of U-Haul sends former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel a thank you card and a letter of gratitude. He stated in the letter, that because Emanuel’s decision to run for mayor of Chicago, 100% of all the vehicles have been reserved by people who plan on leaving the city if he wins.

Rahm Emanuel

• 10/04/2010


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  1. Daffy Duck 10/04/2010 - 4:46 AM

    He should win. I thought crooks were warmly welcomed on Chicago.

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