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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After years of negotiations, the Tobacco Industry and the FAA finally reach an agreement for a smoking area when commercial planes are off the ground. Also while passengers are in the smoking area, because of safety issues, flight attendants are not obligated to step out to serve them beverages or snacks.

FAA

• 10/05/2010


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