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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After a three hour audition, “Dancing With The Stars” declined to sign Al Sharpton to appear on their show. They said his dancing skills were good enough, but they got sick and tired of him talking about exaggerated self-serving civil rights issues between songs.

Al SharptonDancing With The Stars

• 10/05/2010


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