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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After a three hour audition, “Dancing¬†With The¬†Stars” declined to sign Al Sharpton to appear on their show. They said his dancing skills were good enough, but they got sick and tired of him talking about exaggerated self-serving civil rights issues between songs.

Al SharptonDancing With The Stars

• 10/05/2010


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