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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – By a vote of 5 to 4, the U.S. Supreme Court declares that the law of gravity is unconstitutional. After this ruling, the House and Senate vote unanimously to immediately remove the wet bars from all nine of their offices.

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• 10/28/2010


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