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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Police respond to a 911 call and arrest a married couple that were in a knockout drag- out brawl. It was later learned they both played a stringed instrument in the Boston Pops Orchestra. The police said it was a typical case of domestic violins.

• 10/29/2010


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