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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Paul McCartney states that he has finally forgiven Muhammad Ali for knocking him out, along with the other three Beatles with one punch in 1965. Ali, who is a devout Muslim and opposes homosexuality, said he threw the punch because he thought they were coming on to him when they started singing “I wanna hold your hand”.

Muhammad Ali

• 10/06/2010


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