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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The Board of Education Superintendent Ramon Cortines stated that people committing violent acts are getting younger and younger. He went on to say that all types of weapons (pictured) are confiscated daily from students at pre-schools. He concluded by saying, in Los Angeles County and Orange County the fastest growing group of violent children in pre-schools, is the ruthless Milk & Cookies Gang.

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• 10/06/2010


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