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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Kandahar, Afghanistan –¬†Three Taliban are forced to stay after school at Terrorism College for receiving a failing grade in Roadside Bombs 101. The¬†college had planned on calling their mother and father to school to discuss their academic issues, but their parents had blown themselves up in an attack earlier in the week.

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• 10/06/2010


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