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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

While I was married, my wife and I were so proud of our nine year old son when he got all A’s in chemistry. All he said he wanted for Christmas is an advanced chemistry set with a variety of powerful chemicals. But our pride changed to fear when we found in his toy box, a hypodermic needle and copies of both of our life insurance policies.

ChristmasLife through Blake's eyes

• October 17, 2010


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