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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Halloween. A time when kids playfully go from house to house trick-or-treating in costumes that range from goblins and witches to cartoon characters and movie stars, getting their little bags filled with all sorts of candy. It’s also a time, that when kids are saying “trick-or-treat”, they are subconsciously being indoctrinated into resorting to whining and threats unless they’re given something for nothing. Today’s trick-or-treaters are all too often tomorrow’s government subsidy recipients.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 10/31/2010


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  1. rubyred 11/20/2010 - 12:01 AM

    What I don’t get is that we tell children from a very young age not to take candy from strangers, yet this one day a year, we actually encourage them go to a stranger’s door and beg for it. Razor blades, anyone?

  2. admin 11/20/2010 - 6:07 AM

    Aren’t most kids too young to be shaving? They are in my opinion.

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