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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Al Gore and John McCain win Life Magazine awards for being the two most boring politicians in America over the past 50 years.┬áThe┬ápeople in the audience that managed to remain awake, applauded after their acceptance speeches.

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• 11/30/2010


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