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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Al Gore and John McCain win Life Magazine awards for being the two most boring politicians in America over the past 50 years. The people in the audience that managed to remain awake, applauded after their acceptance speeches.

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• 11/30/2010


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