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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The American Bible Society has sent out this stern warning worldwide:

WARNING TO NON-CHRISTIANS: Please don’t believe in the vacation brochure that is being passed around all over the globe. It is from a travel agency that’s run by Satan. Contrary to what the brochure says, there will be NO fishing, water skiing, or swimming in the lake of fire!!! Also, if you know this is going to be your eternal destination, avoid bringing sun tan oil, because using it will make a bad situation much worst.

ChristianChristian Humor

• 11/29/2010


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