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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the failed attempt of the Underwear Bomber on Christmas day last year, recently acquired intelligence shows that Al Qaeda has been recruiting women to make another bombing attempt, employing the exact same tactics. To combat this emerging threat, the federal government has created a new extension of Homeland Security called Victoria’s Secret Service”.

Al QaedaDepartment of Homeland SecurityUnderwear BomberVictoria’s Secret

• 11/30/2010


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