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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Because of the numerous injuries people have sustained in stores nationwide on Black Friday, Wal-Mart is now taking a “no nonsense” approach. Using very aggressive tactics, they are promising to “permanently eliminate” rude and insensitive customers that do not enter the store in an orderly fashion.

Wal-Mart

• 11/25/2010


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