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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Former U.S. House Majority Leader (Republican) Tom DeLay was found guilty of money laundering and conspiracy to commit money laundering. His defense attorney Dick DeGuerin stated that even if DeLay is sentenced to the  maximum of 119 years in prison, he’s confident that he and his zealous defense team can get it cut in half.

• 11/26/2010


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