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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Because of the rising state debt and countless layoffs, in an attempt to increase revenue, Governor Schwarzenegger passes a law that mandates all Hot Wheels cars have to be registered with the DMV. Promising to challenge the new law in court are attorneys for Mattel Toys.

Arnold SchwarzeneggerMattel

• 11/01/2010


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