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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – MGM (Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer) files for bankruptcy. In the court papers filed they said that their two biggest mistakes, was believing that Blockbuster would be renting their movies out forever, and not accepting the fact that all of their actors that played James Bond were lousy compared to Sean Connery.

Blockbuster

• 11/08/2010


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