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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The controversy continues regarding Imam Fiesal Abdul Rauf’s decision to build an Islamic Center/mosque at ground zero. Iman stated that he does not understand the controversy, because the center will be multi-cultural and it will be for all religions. He also acknowledged that it would not be likely that the Muslims would have any desire to go to the room where the Jews pray. And neither would the Jews have any desire to go to the room where the Muslims pray, or the adjoining room where they stockpile the firearms and explosives.

• 11/10/2010


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