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BREAKING NEWS – Siem Reap, Cambodia – Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton is gleeful after announcing to some Asian teenage girls that she is three months pregnant. When asked what Bill thought about it,  she said she wasn’t sure, because since she texted him that she was pregnant he hadn’t returned any of her calls .

Hillary Clinton

• November 2, 2010


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