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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I always go the mall on the Friday following Thanksgiving, for two reasons. The first one is, I like looking at all the Christmas trees in the stores. When I see the ornaments, the twinkling lights, and the smell of evergreen, I’m overcome with inner peace that only the holiday season can bring. The second reason is, I like watching people young and old of all races and backgrounds, get arrested for shoplifting.

Life through Blake's eyesThanksgiving

• 11/27/2010


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