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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – If a UFO landed in Chicago, New York or Los Angeles, how long do you think it would take before the intergalactic travelers, were beaten up, robbed, and their spaceship stripped?

 

COMMENTARY: I’m from Chicago. An hour… at the most. Twenty minutes if they land on the west side.

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• November 20, 2010


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