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Wacky Weekend Questions – What if you found out that after 15 years, your rebellious, disrespectful son or daughter wasn’t biologically yours because of a mix up at the hospital. Would you: (a) Love them anyway, since they have always been part of your family. (b) Suggest a trade with the parents that has your son or daughter, as long as your biological child isn’t as screwed up as the one you already have. Or (c) Drop kick your present son or daughter out the front door while telling them that if they don’t like it, sue the hospital.

COMMENTARY: I would consider “b” because I love negotiating. But “c” would be the most fun.

Wacky Weekend Questions

• 11/28/2010


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  1. murphy sez 11/28/2010 - 11:36 AM

    I think someone’s been watching too many reality tv shows! :]

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