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BREAKING NEWS – Wilmington, Delaware – Former senate candidate Christine O’Donnell, who once admitted that she dabbled into witchcraft, is now being investigated for misusing campaign funds. She said at a press conference that all allegations against her are totally baseless. She also¬†emphatically stated that¬†she had nothing to do with all the people that were involved in the investigation, recently being spontaneously changed into frogs.

Christine O'Donnell

• December 31, 2010


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