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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – The CEO for 7-11 Joseph DePinto, stops the sales of their new Liquid Nitrogen Slurpee which is -321 degrees, after several people who sipped the drink had their faces and hair flash frozen. He also said he is halting distribution of their newly developed Lava Coffee too.

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• 12/29/2010


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