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BREAKING NEWS – Virginia Beach, Virginia – From the studios at CBN, televangelist Pat Robertson announces he feels that marijuana should be legal. The following day he was flooded with email and letters from enthusiastic patients in drug rehab centers from all across the nation, asking him if he could find scriptures in the bible that condones crystal meth too.

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• December 28, 2010


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