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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – Wile E. Coyote sues the Acme Company over the countless injuries he sustained¬†while using their products. Ironically during the trial when the judge struck his gavel, (which was also made by Acme) half of it broke off and hit Wile E. Coyote in the head knocking him unconscious. Unfortunately, on his way to the hospital he found out that his Acme Medical Insurance didn’t cover freak accidents.

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• December 29, 2010


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