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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Yosemite National Park, California – After countless warnings from park rangers for being disrespectful, a grizzly bear was fined $750.00 for constantly sticking her tongue out at tourists that refused to feed her and her cubs. The bear’s union representative from PETA had the fine lowered to $375.00. 

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• December 31, 2010


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