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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The FBI makes arrest more than 100 arrests in the northeast…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – A spokesman for Charlie Sheen states that his recent stay in the hospital was…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a bold move, the New York Stock Exchange is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Executives and accountants at Parker Brothers now admit that the Monopoly Game has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During a more peaceful time in the recent past, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak continues…

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THE HOPE DIAMOND CARATS  –  45.52  ESTIMATED VALUE  –  $250,000,000.00

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Who in your lifetime has had the worst smelling feet?

COMMENTARY: When I was in the Air Force, I had a roommate’s feet that smelled like he regularly soaked them…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

No matter who you are, if you get to heaven, you will see at least one person that is genuinely…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was recently pulled over by a cop when I was driving around town, and he told me that he had…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – How did your parents feel about your first date(s)?

COMMENTARY: The first lady I ever dated, my mother didn’t like her. The second one I dated, she didn’t like…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Illinois Supreme Court unanimously put Rahm Emanuel back in the race for Chicago…

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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 5 of 5) British Jaguar Produced from 1949 – present According to the Highway Loss…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – German Chancellor Angela Merkel, is seen getting extremely frustrated with Indian Prime Minister Manmohan…

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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 4 of 5)  Ford Pinto Produced from 1971 – 1980 This car had more bugs…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The Burger King and Dairy Queen are now publicly stating that they are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – According to a Hollywood insider as well as Las Vegas odds makers, the two…

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