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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The Burger King and Dairy Queen are now publicly stating that they are currently receiving marriage counseling. According to their spokesman, the Dairy Queen is tired of him flirting with every woman that he would “meat”. And the Burger King said that every weekend she is insensitive and cold, especially on “sundaes”.

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• 01/27/2011


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