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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Executives and accountants at Parker Brothers now admit that the Monopoly Game has finally slipped from first, to second place. They said that after months of calculating how many games are sold, there are still far fewer players taking other people’s homes, than the mortgage division of Bank of America.

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• 01/31/2011


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