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BREAKING NEWS – Silver Spring, Maryland – The FDA (Food and Drug Administration) has sent the publishers of Dr. Suess books Random House, a strongly worded letter. They are demanding that they stop printing and selling their classic “Green Eggs and Ham”, because the description of the food in the book suggests that it is unhealthy, spoiled, and tainted.

An attorney for Random House initially responded to them by saying:

“That FDA
That FDA
I do not like that FDA”

And they later added:

“We will not take them from the store,
we will not walk them out the door
On this point we will not budge,
we want to speak before a judge…”

FDAFood and Drug Administration

• February 8, 2011


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