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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – A man who has chosen to remain anonymous, states that eHarmony is still refusing to give him a refund after he repeatedly complained about his recent date. A spokesman for eHarmony stated that the client specifically requested a woman that was attractive but not talkative, so technically his request was honored. They also said that they would change her hair color, but anything more than that will require additional fees.

• 02/28/2011


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