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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The American Bible Society which was founded in 1816, is now releasing a new version of the “good book”. In a press release, they stated that it is specially designed for Christians that regularly eat and meditate on the scriptures in fast food restaurants. The new stain resistant bible will be called the “Burger King James”.

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• 02/23/2011


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