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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Bogotá, Columbia – The head of several drug cartels have requested an emergency meeting with President Juan Manuel Santos. They tell the President, that if Lindsay Lohan is sent to jail during the same time when Charlie Sheen is in rehab, the catastrophic financial loss  in U.S. sales will put them in a position where they’ll probably need a government bailout.

Charlie SheenLindsay Lohan

• 02/24/2011


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