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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you donate your organs at the time of your death, if you knew that if both of you went to heaven, the person(s) whom you donated your organs, have the option of selling your organs back to you at a modest profit plus administrative costs?

COMMENTARY: Red Cross and Blue Shield have not responded to my numerous emails regarding this question. My pastor told me, that to his knowledge, there weren’t any scriptures that spoke on this issue. He then said he’d pray for me daily, and suggested that I leave his church and join a circus. I’m still a little confused about his recommendation.

Wacky Weekend Questions

• 02/26/2011


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