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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Cluj-Napoca, Transylvania – Opening arguments began in court today on a lawsuit filed against Sony, Panasonic, Vizio and several other television manufacturers. Descendants of Count Dracula are alleging that they collectively stole his idea when he used to worked part time as an electronic repairman, and he secretly created the “plasma” tv.

Sony

• March 2, 2011


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