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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Congressman Fred Grandy resigns as on air host WMAL radio, after being pressured to stop talking about radical Islam. Grandy being best known as “Gopher” on the immensely popular ABC show the “The Love Boat” that ran from 1977 to 1986, stated that if “The Love Boat” was on today, it would probably get hijacked by Somali pirates.

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• March 11, 2011


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  1. rmeofiowa March 12, 2011 - 6:39 PM

    was my C’man . . a thin skinned harvardhead loser with a Hollywood wife =’s a BAD congressman

  2. admin March 12, 2011 - 6:46 PM

    That’s an odd combination.

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