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BREAKING NEWS – Milan, Italy – Ray-Ban, who manufactures and distributes sunglasses worldwide, announces that they are cancelling their ad campaign and severing all ties with Muammar Qaddafi. They stated that they still believe that they weren’t doing anything inappropriate by running ads with Qaddafi wearing their sunglasses, with the caption reading:

“Even a ruthless murderous dictator knows how to look cool”.

A spokesman for Qaddafi stated that the Libyan leader had no intention of renewing his contract with Ray-Ban, because of recent events he now will only wear sunglasses that has bulletproof lenses.

Muammar Qaddafi

• 03/30/2011


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