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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Provo, Utah – Sophomore center Brandon Davies gets suspended from the Brigham Young University basketball team for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Al Jawf, Libya – An embarrassed Libyan rebel that’s new at handling firearms, is seen walking back…

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BREAKING NEWS – Suchuan, China – The village of Shuanghe was overwhelmed after an explosion in a local Jell-o factory,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – District Attorney Susan Roger continues to maintain her high conviction rate, as she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – Muammar Qaddafi is now considering relinquishing all of his power, and leaving the country using his own…

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – Fashion giant Christian Dior fires designer John Galliano after he was filmed making anti-Semitic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cluj-Napoca, Transylvania – Opening arguments began in court today on a lawsuit filed against Sony, Panasonic, Vizio…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Henry Winkler gets arrested for bilking some investors out of millions…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – To the shock of reporters and photographers on the White House lawn, in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Carson City, Nevada – While speaking to the Nevada Legislature in the state capital, U.S. Senate Majority…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After a series of interviews on the radio and on tv yesterday, Charlie Sheen…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beijing, China – Hundreds of grammar school children are seen saying their national pledge, right before starting…

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