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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Jimmy Carter states at a congressional hearing that he understands why in nearly every poll taken, he’s considered to be the worst American President by far in the last 50 years. He also said he was wrong and is sorry for making several insensitive anti-semitic comments in the past. When asked on what advice he would give President Obama to stimulate the American economy, Carter replied, “To begin to start selling Iran all the nuclear missiles that they request”.

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• April 7, 2011


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