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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC announces that they are cancelling long-running daytime dramas, “All My Children” and “One Life to Live”. Many psychiatrists and psychologists believe that the female fans nationwide will suffer irreversible emotional damage if they replace the soap operas, by watching “The View”.

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• April 20, 2011


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