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BREAKING NEWS – Toronto, Canada – Two intensely focused men are competing at the International World Rock Paper Scissors Championship in Toronto. It is still one of the most popular pastimes in Canada, next to ice hockey and trying to housebreak polar bears.

• 04/27/2011


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