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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas Texas – Match.com continues to defend its’ position for establishing a subgroup within their website. The new group is called Matches.com, and is for convicted arsonists looking for romance. At a press conference, CEO Tim Sullivan stated that even though “these” people enjoy burning down buildings and destroying property, a mutual interest is an important element in a long term loving relationship.

Match.com

• 04/26/2011


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