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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The Royal Wedding gets off to rocky start, after Kate Middleton states that what Prince William requested during the service was very disrespectful and selfish. Midway through the ceremonies per Prince William’s insistence, Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams was handed a book, and was told to read a detailed play-by-play of the previous night’s soccer scores.

Royal Wedding

• 04/29/2011


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