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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a law that would temporarily allow people that are struggling financially, to rob any of their neighbors with no consequences, until the economy turns around?

COMMENTARY: People’s home being regularly burglarized could actually stimulate the economy, since they would have to often replaced the items that are constantly being removed. I would support this law as long as violence was prohibited, because if that was also allowed, it would reduce the moral fiber of this great nation in which I am proud to live. 

Wacky Weekend Questions

• 04/30/2011


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