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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – There has been worldwide shockwaves after the Wall Street Journal broke the story about how bad off the United States is financially. President Obama has refused to comment on the article that states that his administration is so strapped for cash, that they recently took out a second mortgage on the White House, and used the fleet of limousines to get high interest car title loans.

President ObamaWall Street

• 05/30/2011


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