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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A newly released photo shows President Obama consulting with his staff, listening to opinions from all perspectives. The secret meeting was called to determine the best way to profit from the request from Sony, which is to view the footage of Osama bin Laden being killed so they can accurately turn it into a Play Station video game.

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• May 25, 2011


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