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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – TMZ reports that when Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child was in the third grade, his school knew that there was something unusual about him. Several of his classmates have stated that during gym class, they saw him bench press a Volkswagen.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

• 05/27/2011


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